Yesterday, while replying to a comment about my broken toe, I was reminded of some more things I've done in the past couple weeks to injure myself.

First was folding up a cot and getting my finger pinched between two pieces of metal. 2 1/2 weeks later, I still have a blood blister on the pad of my index finger. It drives me nuts because every time I see it, I think there's dirt on there or something and I try to wipe it off.

Then, a few days later, I was washing laundry and had an argument with a couple laundry baskets. Needless to say, I lost. My 2nd place metal came in the form of a very deep gash on my pinky which still has a scab on it.

Then, last week, I was putting wood in the fire. Whenever I put a piece of wood in and it doesn't go in far enough or falls back out, I will take my tennis shoe and kick the wood back up in there. Sometimes the coal bed is just too hot to put my hands anywhere near the fire... so... I just kick it up in there. Well, last week, I was having issues with a piece of wood and I kicked that sucker back into the stove. Only problem was... I didn't have shoes on. DUH!!! Hello Pain!!

That very same night, while putting a piece of wood in the stove, I touched the door and branded myself. Now I have a nice scar on my arm that makes it look like I tried to slit my wrist.

I've decided to start a new section called Inanimate Object Smack Downs. LOL The section should get filled up pretty quickly. I hurt myself at least once a week and it's usually in the form of a jacked up toe.

Now... go over to My Very Last Nerve and give Gina shit about her broken toe from last August. Hahaa It looks WAY worse than mine. I mean.... I'm so sorry Gina about your unfortunate accident. *snickers*

Last night, I had a little argument with the rocker under the recliner. Let's just say I did not come out victoriously. It hurts all the way up to my knee. The sad thing is, this was not 10 seconds after I managed to slam my elbow into a crib. Sometimes I think I need to live in a padded room.

And just FYI - My foot is not as dirty as it looks. Seriously! LOL After I saw this picture I was like "Holy Hell my foot is filthy!" But I stuck it under a bright light and gave it a good look and I swear it's not dirty. Dumbass camera. Not only does it add 10 pounds, but it adds dirt.

Don't forget it's Monday. We have our new Post of the Week and Site of the Week up over at Text Imps.