Dude! What Happened?

No, seriously? Whaddup yo?

Usually, when I post, ya'll start leaving comments within 15 minutes. I'm a total comment junkie. I leave my e-mail checker open all day so that I can be informed of new comments immediately!! And get all goose-pimply when I get a new one.

Well, yesterday, I posted and *sigh* I still only have one comment. (Update - 2 now) Where'd you go??? LOL

My tinyurls were broken yesterday. Comment luv was broken every time I left a comment somewhere else. Did my reader updates break, too? Is that it? Were you just not informed?

Was it the prizes? Are they THAT bad? Hahaaa

Fill me in cuz I'm over here scratching my butt head and wondering where all of my super duper beautifully gorgeous commenters went.

Was it the lack of the word vagina that did it?? That was it... wasn't it? LOL Well, fine. I guess I'll tell you what happened to me today.

I had to go in for a postpartum checkup so I could get the ball rolling and get my tubes tied. I found out that my doctor is retiring at the end of April. Because of some stupid law around here, I have to first sign a paper. Then, I have to wait 30 days before they can do the procedure. Since my doctor is retiring, he's not going to be able to do the procedure and blah blah yadda yadda... new doctor... gonna take WAY longer... Fertile Myrtle needs some birth control!!!!

This woman starts telling me some of my options and she's telling me about the Nuvaring (or something like that) She's trying to explain how easy it is to use and how effective it is and the in's and out's *giggle* of how you insert it. And of course all I'm hearing is "vagina vagina vagina" and I'm totally thinking about vaginal irrigation and trying my hardest to not laugh.

But, I finally decided to go with the shot. (Shhh don't tell the Ol' Man! He says it makes me hateful) And FYI - Had a pregnancy test done... and no... not pregnant... duh... LOL

Sooooooooooo?????? Are you gonna enter my giveaway or what, yo???

**UPDATE** Okay - Something is wonky @ youtube. So, as long as you PROMISE you at least WATCHED the video you can leave comments on the giveaway post to be entered.
Posted on 12:56 PM by Chris and filed under , , , , , | 9 Comments »


Samsmama said... @ March 6, 2009 at 3:12 PM

Yes, for me it was the lack of the word "vagina". Geez...I feel really bad now! I didn't comment because at the time I wasn't able to check out the pig and therefore felt like I couldn't offer up a worthy comment. I'll be over here saying the rosary, praying for forgiveness.

Oh, Lord. I don' know that I can bring myself to type my word verf. Beavcock. Are you kidding me with this shit?

Chris said... @ March 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM

See... I never even thought about that. Lots of you probably have those job things and you can't watch videos. Thanks for the insight!

And LMAO!! Are you serious??? Beavcock? Bahahahaaa

Michelle said... @ March 6, 2009 at 4:44 PM

I left a comment yesterday. It was really gross too so it had better have posted dammit!!

Ginny Marie said... @ March 6, 2009 at 4:53 PM

Hey, Chris, I still love you! I just normally don't enter giveaways. Not just yours...anybody's giveaway. Is that weird? Turning down free stuff? Um, yes! But the first step is admitting it...

HeatherPride said... @ March 6, 2009 at 6:12 PM

Oh my gosh, I tried that nuvaring thing and HATED IT!! I felt like any time I took a wide stride the thing was gonna go flying out of there like a ninja throwing star. Terrible.

Monnik said... @ March 6, 2009 at 7:39 PM

Ha - I'm giggling at Heather's comment. Though I actually love the NuvaRing...

Terri said... @ March 6, 2009 at 10:25 PM

oops.... sorry been kind of busy and haven't had a whole lot of time to view many of the blogs.

Stacie said... @ March 7, 2009 at 9:05 AM

ok, i didn't do the giveaway, not because of the gifts or the lack of vagina talk, but because youtube messes with my computer every time I go there...so...

So, I will give it a try if you give nuvaring a try...hahah, think of the blogging material!?!?!

I did use it, it was a pain in the ass to INSERT, but nice once in place. :)

I currently (as if you asked) have the IUD...and I am still having mixed feelings about it...good luck with the shot, I haven't heard good things about it.

Anonymous said... @ March 7, 2009 at 7:45 PM

Hello. I've been cleaning up puke for what feels like the last year. Is that a valid reason? I'm also laughing at Heather's comment although I have no idea what a Nuvaring is. Will have to go and google it. I'm a coil girl myself and very fond of it too.

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