Inanimate Objects 5 - Chris 0

Yesterday, while replying to a comment about my broken toe, I was reminded of some more things I've done in the past couple weeks to injure myself.

First was folding up a cot and getting my finger pinched between two pieces of metal. 2 1/2 weeks later, I still have a blood blister on the pad of my index finger. It drives me nuts because every time I see it, I think there's dirt on there or something and I try to wipe it off.

Then, a few days later, I was washing laundry and had an argument with a couple laundry baskets. Needless to say, I lost. My 2nd place metal came in the form of a very deep gash on my pinky which still has a scab on it.

Then, last week, I was putting wood in the fire. Whenever I put a piece of wood in and it doesn't go in far enough or falls back out, I will take my tennis shoe and kick the wood back up in there. Sometimes the coal bed is just too hot to put my hands anywhere near the fire... so... I just kick it up in there. Well, last week, I was having issues with a piece of wood and I kicked that sucker back into the stove. Only problem was... I didn't have shoes on. DUH!!! Hello Pain!!

That very same night, while putting a piece of wood in the stove, I touched the door and branded myself. Now I have a nice scar on my arm that makes it look like I tried to slit my wrist.

I've decided to start a new section called Inanimate Object Smack Downs. LOL The section should get filled up pretty quickly. I hurt myself at least once a week and it's usually in the form of a jacked up toe.

Now... go over to My Very Last Nerve and give Gina shit about her broken toe from last August. Hahaa It looks WAY worse than mine. I mean.... I'm so sorry Gina about your unfortunate accident. *snickers*
Posted on 1:40 PM by Chris and filed under , | 6 Comments »

6 comments:

Stacie said... @ January 20, 2009 at 3:49 PM

geez girl...BECAREFUL. damn.

Terri said... @ January 20, 2009 at 4:25 PM

And I thought I was accident prone.

Michelle said... @ January 20, 2009 at 9:16 PM

Ya know, I think we may just have to wrap you in bubble wrap.

thecookie said... @ January 21, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Ooo Ooo -- YESSSS!!!
But, umm, you DO have insurance, don't you??

Heinous said... @ January 22, 2009 at 12:44 PM

Wow. You need to stay away from inanimate objects. I'm not sure how that's even possible, but it may be in your best interest.

Chris said... @ January 23, 2009 at 11:54 AM

LOL @ you guys & gals. You don't know how often I've thought of using bubble wrap. I need a padded room. That's all there is to it!

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