Hi. I'm Chris. I'm the mom of 5 beautiful children. I have a blog addiction and am always looking for my next fix. This is my personal jabber-jabber site. For better content, I suggest you visit my other site, Text Imps. I love a good laugh and have been known to shoot Coca-Cola from my nose, hence the name of this blog.
The Ol' Man - Yeah, not much creativity behind that name.
Princess is 11 years old. She's my first born & my beauty queen but she's a tomboy just like her mama.
Tab is 10 years old. He's pure boy! Loves fishing, football & dirt.
Luigi is 8 and my genius child. Nothing gets past him and he's a total math whiz.
Boogie is my hellion, for now anyways. She's 3 and...well... a hellion. But I love her just the same.
Frogger is the new baby. She was born in November. Right now she's just my main reason for exhaustion. I'll update you as soon as she finds some personality.